FUN
Got time for a quick game of Red Invaders? Probably not. Go on. Have some fun. Hard-working harassed office and facilities managers deserve a break.
Red Invaders
Some say this is similar to Space Invaders.
Play the game…
Coffee Stain Art
Mrs Iona Porsche, an investments analyst, claims she's usually far too busy to send pictures of her coffee cup ring into web sites, but couldn't resist sending us this. If you look carefully, you can clearly see the world's most wanted man. However, if you squint, it looks more like Dave Lee Travis.
Ms. Belle Tupp, a road safety officer, sent in this photo of a coffee cup ring. Belle says: "I knew it was a special cup of coffee I was drinking, and when I looked down at the ring I made and saw the face of the sweet lord Jesus staring up at me, my suspicions were confirmed".
Dr Hugh Janus, a proctologist, sent us this picture of a ring left by his coffee cup. Hugh says: "Bless my soul, when I saw this, I was all shook up..."
Send us your stains but only coffee stains to stains@redcupcoffee.co.uk
Beanasaurus
SLOPPY JOE
Someone whose hands shake so badly that most of the coffee winds up on the tray and not in the cup.
OHYABUGGA
The noise made when somebody tries to drink his or her coffee too quickly, as in: ohyabugga, that's hot.
HE FINGER OF PLEASURE
The digit used to press the latte button on one of our bean to cup machines.
MOCHASANCHEZ
The moustache of pleasure left by a frothy coffee.
BEAN SKIDZ
The grinds left in the bottom of a cup after an espresso.
TEAFEE
The filth that results from stirring tea with a spoon used to stir coffee.
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